X: Soft toward unwell veteran, we yield zeal,
Pi: Your discretions better can persuade
Under the covering of a careful night
And it must follow, as the night the day!
X: Askew boor! Capsized dinghies eject friends!
Pi: Now with a robber's haste!
Ornithary: Floral fruit producing goods.
X: Grand hearted Ibis!
Pi: And I do wish your honours may increase.
Ornithary: Raise promotion betterment. Retreat advance behind your front, and forward precocious developments.
Pi: Seeking the bubble reputation of a certain bird,
And I will stoop and humble my intents
To your well-practis'd wise directions.
Ornithary: Advisement weighing, put on the scale, a pecking order, dominance.
X: Judicial King, let meaning now open proximate questions reckoning.
Pi: Quickly drop; my day is dim!
Ornithary: Favorable assenting. Accord.
Pi: The devil to his fellow and delight!
Jeffrey Straney as X
Alliver Slakovski as the Ornithary
Kyle Browning as The Private Investigator
Music, artwork, and writing, by Kyle Browning.